I think we all have a little bit of Ringo in us when we hang out with our best friends.
“Paul was the first love of my life, Yoko was the second”. - John
“If John Lennon could come back for a day, how would you spend it with him?”
Paul: “In bed.”
when the adhesive on your pad snags ur pubes
If you have pubes and use pads…than you probably aren’t having sex..
if a man (or a woman) can’t handle pubes or pads then he’s probably an immature douche who won’t grow up. if he can’t understand that pubes are a natural body occurance, or think that his preferance in my menstral protection is above my comfort then he’s probably an asshole and, just like with tampons, i dont want him up my vagina
when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME
oh my god yes.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
SO FUCKING OVER THE GOD DAMN FUCKING HSC IT’S A LOAD OF SHIT AND PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY HOW FUCKING STRESSFUL IT IS AND HOW MUCH FUCKING ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION KIDS SUFFER FROM IT AND NO ONE DOES A THING ABOUT IT THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF OTHER WAYS TO GET INTO UNIVERSITY BUT NO ONE TELLS US. A TEENAGERS MIND AROUND THE TIME OF THE HSC IS CHANGING AND FORMING SO MUCH DURING THIS TIME AND THE ADDED STREES AND ANXIETY CAN BREED A GENERATION WITH HIGH LEVELS OF DEPRESSION, STRESS AND ANXIETY AND THERE IS EVIDENCE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK NO BODY IT’S INFURIATING HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
LOOK THERE’S THE PROOF NO ONES GOING TO MINIMISE OR REVISE THE AMOUNT OF STRESS PLACED ON KIDS ALL THEY’RE GONNA DO IS POSSIBLY PLACE ‘EMOTIONAL RESILIENCE’ INTO THE CURRICULUM WHICH WILL DO JACK SHIT
HOLY FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
Sir Paul McCartney has confessed he is embarrassed when visitors see the state of his sheep - because they live to be so old on his farm.
The vegetarian musician keeps a flock at his property, but as he refuses to send them to an abattoir they are there until they die of old age.
In an interview for [BBC] Radio 4’s ‘The Food Programme,’ he points out that few people ever see elderly sheep and are surprised by their appearance.
"I live on a sheep farm so we shear the sheep, but they die of old age - and you know what, it’s kind of embarrassing, because none of the other farms have got old sheep," he said.
"They’re all gone before they’re old - they just die like we do. It’s life, it’s death, it’s what happens.
"We just give them a good life and I take the wool from them. But it can be embarrassing. You know, people say ‘look at the state of your sheep’ and I say yes they’re very old and you know there is only one alternative - send them to the knacker’s."